I notice form Simon's email that he has adopted a Coleridge-based theme for the Southend ride. I have volunteered to be his greybeard loon.
With his approval, I'll ride out to Stock (which is a mere 3 miles, if that, from my birthplace and possibly less from my parents' abode for 43 years) and enjoy the 4ses stop and the best bits of the ride back in to Southend , followed by a hearty breakfast.