I have just had cause to ponder the "logic" that exists in the tiny minds of Waltham Forest Council's Highways Department. Somewhere north of a year ago a rufty-tufty hairy-arsed chap with a lorry and a chainsaw cut down the tree on the pavement outside Larrington Towers. At half past seven on a pitch black Saturday night. About a Several of months later they repeated the process with another tree on the opposite side of Larrington Gardens Road.
Today they unleashed a Thing on the stumps which would have swept the board on "Robot Wars", being a Device on tracks with an Evil Spinny Blade ov
DETH on the front, a noisy diesel engine in the middle and a grinning rufty-tufty hairy-arsed chap with a remote control at the back, which converted the stumps to sawdust while simultaneously making a noise like Sunn O))) played through speakers the size of Stonehenge. I wouldn't have minded quite so much were it not for their:
- parking their lorry right where I need to put my motor-car that I might rearrange its seats and fill it with TPoC to take to the tip, and
- DOING IT WHEN I'D HAD THREE HOURS SLEEP
I am now wondering what they will do in another six months time. They can't install a pointless "slow down, you're passing a skool" blinkensign which operates
- during skool hours, and
- outside skool hours, including weekends, holibobs and three o'clock in the fucking morning
because we've already got one of those. Probably start building flats to fill in the missing numbers in Larrington Towers Road, at the same pace being exhibited by the mob rebuilding a fire-damaged GP's practice round the corner i.e. "Heavily-drugged slof".
I'd go back to bed were it not for having much to do before going to Forn Parts
1 on the morrow.
1. Saarrff Londonton and then Shetland, for Culture. And puffins.