The Good News Thread

[jogler]

^^^^^
Top Cub

[Kim]

But isn't that a bit fuzzy, depending on whether you count alternate time lines and robot versions of Daniel?

Yeah.  I lost count of how many I was allowing as 'real' around about the same time the characters started making witty comments about him being surprisingly hard to kill.

[Cudzoziemiec]

Daniel Jackson
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Daniel Jackson may refer to:
Daniel Jackson (basketball) (born 1988)
Daniel Jackson (computer scientist) (born 1963)
Daniel Jackson (footballer) (born 1986)
Daniel Jackson (Stargate), fictional character
Daniel Jackson, fictional character from Saving Private Ryan

You can kill him at least five times (I have never heard of him but take it you're actually referring to the Stargate character).

[Wowbagger]

Mrs. Wow has just saved me another 2/-.

[Cudzoziemiec]

Two uncles? 

[Wowbagger]

No, I've just had my hair cut. The last time I went to a barber's it cost me two shillings.

[Cudzoziemiec]

My last haircut was done by my sister-in-law, who is basically a teacher but training in hairdressing as well. The one before that cost me 50 rupees, which is considerably more than 2 shillings but still pretty cheap. You may have to look elsewhere for savings if you need to economise. 

[Wowbagger]

It's not an economy measure. I just hate hairdressers. And telephone sanitisers.

[mike]

our next-door-neighbours-but-one have put their house on the market!!

so goodbye to their shitty little dogs which never stop yapping!!

Happy days.    Anyone want to buy a house?

[woollypigs]

I think that Valiant is looking for a place to test his sound system, do give him a call

[Deano]

Half Man Half Biscuit have added a Durham date to their winter tour

[jogler]

The biscuit tin is full*
garibaldi
rich tea
friut shortbread
 

*that's a challenge that can't be ignored

[LindaG]

The biscuit tin is full*
garibaldi
rich tea
friut shortbread
 

*that's a challenge that can't be ignored

Go to it, jogler.

You know what  must be done.

[Cudzoziemiec]

The reputation of YACF rests on your shoulders stomach now.

[jogler]

The biscuit tin is full*
garibaldi
rich tea
friut shortbread
 

*that's a challenge that can't be ignored

Go to it, jogler.

You know what  must be done.

I started the necessary proceedure but had to break-off to go for a ride in Yorkshire.I'm now back on the case

[eck]

The biscuit tin is full*
garibaldi
rich tea
friut shortbread
 

*that's a challenge that can't be ignored

You need a bigger tin. 

[jogler]

perhaps a bridie/biccy combo-tin?

[Marj]

The biscuit tin is full*
garibaldi
rich tea
friut shortbread
 

*that's a challenge that can't be ignored

You need a bigger tin. 

We don't need a bigger tin, he's eaten half of them 

[jogler]

No I haven't.
If the tin's half empty it must be that you've scoffed 'em while I was in York & Scab..

[Marj]

No I haven't.
If the tin's half empty it must be that you've scoffed 'em while I was in York &n Scab..

It was half empty before you went - piggy 

[jogler]

oh no it wasn't

[Marj]

oh no it wasn't

This is getting to sound like a panto, come on kids at the back

Oh yes it was 

[nutkin]

oh no it wasn't

This is getting to sound like a panto, come on kids at the back

Oh yes it was 

Look out! He's behind you!

[Wowbagger]

oh no it wasn't

This is getting to sound like a panto, come on kids at the back

Oh yes it was 

Look out! He's behind you!

But it's not a rolling pin he's got hold of (heads off for NSFW).

[jogler]

No I haven't.
If the tin's half empty it must be that you've scoffed 'em while I was in York &n Scab..

It was half empty before you went - piggy 

oh no it wasn't

but it is now