Author Topic: First-World Problems.  (Read 335101 times)

ian

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1700 on: 26 October, 2017, 08:30:46 pm »
They have an online shop. I like their chutneys. They do the best lime pickle which I just eat with a spoon. The mango and chilli and mango and ginger are also nommalicious.

Basil

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1701 on: 26 October, 2017, 09:23:02 pm »
Our cleaner was off sick this week.
There's a breadcrumb on the floor of the dining room.  Near the door.  What are we going to do?   :-\
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

Kim

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1702 on: 26 October, 2017, 09:41:16 pm »
I thought you had a dog?

Basil

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1703 on: 26 October, 2017, 09:58:58 pm »
* herds dog*
Thanks Kim.
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1704 on: 22 December, 2017, 10:45:37 pm »
Waitrose has sold out of Clement Faugier chestnuts. To make matters worse, the donkey she asked for help claimed that they had been dropped three years ago... I last bought some in November.

ElyDave

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1705 on: 22 December, 2017, 10:54:32 pm »
I havent seen any bloody chestnuts in waitrose this year
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens

Jaded

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1706 on: 22 December, 2017, 11:05:06 pm »
I'm filming a gig tomorrow night, and the band have made available a state of the art (but historic) camera. It is stuck in a PAL 25fps timewarp and my Mobius cameras are fine but the GoPro appears to say "No".

I had to Google and find out how to change to PAL on the GoPro.
It is simpler than it looks.

Beardy

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1707 on: 23 December, 2017, 11:43:38 am »
Christmas shopping completed, but no next day delivery available because of something or other. So I’m going to have to drive into Leeds this afternoon and try and park in the John Lewis car park to do the collect part of click and collect.
For every complex problem in the world, there is a simple and easily understood solution that’s wrong.

PaulF

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1708 on: 03 January, 2018, 10:58:19 am »
I'm buying a new mandolin and can't decide which one I prefer.

menthel

  • Jim is my real, actual name
Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1709 on: 03 January, 2018, 11:02:03 am »
I'm buying a new mandolin and can't decide which one I prefer.

Buy all of them then!

PaulF

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  • It's only impossible if you stop to think about it
Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1710 on: 03 January, 2018, 11:17:26 am »
I like the way you're thinking but I suspect I might end up living in the case if I did that!

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1711 on: 03 January, 2018, 11:39:39 am »
Why's that? they're only about £2.50 for 10 in Tesco

PaulF

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1712 on: 03 January, 2018, 11:44:19 am »
:facepalm:

;D

Andrij

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1713 on: 05 January, 2018, 02:31:49 pm »
Seems like half the decent-sized lockers at the British Library are busted.  My bag won't go in a small locker, so that and my jacket had to be checked in the 'cloak room'. 
The public areas are full of PEOPLE.  Thankfully the Reading Rooms aren't crowded.  Oh, blessed silence.
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

ElyDave

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1714 on: 05 January, 2018, 04:08:09 pm »
My coffee roaster is on holiday for two weeks.  I had to take a route on my ride last Saturday that went past the market to make sure I had stocks.
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens

PaulF

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  • It's only impossible if you stop to think about it
Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1715 on: 05 January, 2018, 05:00:59 pm »
I'm buying a new mandolin and can't decide which one I prefer.

Let’s just say that I’ve managed to resolve that dilemma

ElyDave

  • Royal and Ancient Polar Bear Society member 263583
Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1716 on: 05 January, 2018, 05:40:21 pm »
I'm buying a new mandolin and can't decide which one I prefer.

Let’s just say that I’ve managed to resolve that dilemma

You bought a 🎷?
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens

menthel

  • Jim is my real, actual name
Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1717 on: 23 January, 2018, 12:33:54 pm »
The coffee machine has gone for repair, no bean to cup for a week! Aeropress will have to do...

Mrs Pingu

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1718 on: 26 January, 2018, 05:13:33 pm »
Pingu and I have got the lurgy at the same time, for the first time ever.
Can we get a home help to make our tea please?
Do not clench. It only makes it worse.

telstarbox

  • Loving the lanes
Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1719 on: 26 January, 2018, 05:34:37 pm »
Phone camera has stopped saving pictures to the SD card, which I found to my cost when I wanted to illustrate a ride on Strava recently.
2019 🏅 R1000 and B1000

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1720 on: 26 January, 2018, 05:36:45 pm »
The washing machine has been moved and until the plumbing is done, we've got to use the drain that was for the second dishwasher.
Quote from: Kim
Paging Diver300.  Diver300 to the GSM Trimphone, please...

Mrs Pingu

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1721 on: 29 January, 2018, 06:56:05 pm »
The sole of my foot is itchy. Of course I can't scratch it because it's the sole of my foot. Gaaarh!
Do not clench. It only makes it worse.

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1722 on: 29 January, 2018, 08:17:51 pm »
Our spaghetti jar has disappeared....
Get a bicycle. You will never regret it, if you live- Mark Twain

Kim

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1723 on: 29 January, 2018, 08:20:07 pm »
Our spaghetti jar has disappeared....

Have you accidentally re-purposed it for storing cable ties?

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1724 on: 29 January, 2018, 08:27:45 pm »
Our spaghetti jar has disappeared....

Have you accidentally re-purposed it for storing cable ties?

Cable ties should be stored inside the drops, behind the bar-end plug.
Trufax.