The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (in Swindon)

[rogerzilla]

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/9269828.Vets_appeal_for_owners_of_enormous_rescued_bunny/

zOMG look at that thing!

[Jaded]

You have that in Swindon and we have "Man, 45, denies having sex with a dog

[Manotea]

“She is about three to four years old, and currently weighs 8kg which is twice the weight of an average cat. So she will be leaving a big hole in someone’s life."

And an even bigger hole in their garden...

[rogerzilla]

You have that in Swindon and we have "Man, 45, denies having sex with a dog

I thought you were way older than 45.

[Jaded]

I still deny it.

[Mike J]

That's a British Giant I think.

They are huge and scary.

[rogerzilla]

You can imagine a buzzard sweeping down on it from 500 feet and realising at the last moment that it wasn't just close, it REALLY IS THAT BIG AND IT IS WAITING FOR ME.

[Wowbagger]

You have that in Swindon and we have "Man, 45, denies having sex with a dog

Would that be the same dog that ate M. Pumpé's merde?

[Butterfly]

That's a British Giant I think.

They are huge and scary.

They are lovely. I want one

[Wowbagger]

That's a British Giant I think.

They are huge and scary.

They are lovely. I want one

So do I but I reckon it would take three of us the best part of a week to chomp our way through it. 

[Butterfly]

That's a British Giant I think.

They are huge and scary.

They are lovely. I want one

So do I but I reckon it would take three of us the best part of a week to chomp our way through it. 

I was thinking for lawn mowing purposes

[nicknack]

Ah yes. Grass fattened wabbit. Yum.

[Gattopardo]

Organic too

[Regulator]

That's a British Giant I think.

They are huge and scary.

Looking at the ears, I was thinking Flemish Giant as a possibility as well...

[PaulR]

It's nice that the comments below the article share its pleasant light-hearted and witty approach to everyday tales of mystery rabbits:

"Get over yourself.You really are not as important as you delude yourself to be. You can't resisit posting even the most pointless of posts(like the one at the top here) and even when you have no idea what you are on about(the internet speed numerous mistakes) you still persisit in clogging the site up with your one man crusade. You are the troll not me"

[rogerzilla]

Basically "bobfm" is a local publican and UKIP cheerleader.  He comments on most stories and a lot of people dislike him,possibly because he often twists stories into "and marauding giant rabbits are exactly why we should get out of Europe".