Nigel Starmer-Smith, Uri Geller, Esther Rantzen, Cannon and Ball, Dotun Adebayo, Chatty twat - Alan Carr, David Eyke, Simon Cowell, The Chuckle Brothers, David Dickinson, Cleggandcameron, Jodie Marsh, Peter Andre, Ken Livingstone, Kate Moss, Pete Docherty, Nicky "Three Bells" Gavron, the cast of "The Only Way is Essex", Brian Harvey, Stuart Barnes, Geoffrey Boycott, Ketty Katona, Noel Edmonds, Timmy Mallett, the whole cast of Time Team, Robbie Savage, Little and Large, Linford Christie, Tom Cruise, Will Carling, Danielle Westbrook, golfers, Donny Osmond, Jimmy Osmond, Marie Osmond, The Osmonds, Jordan, Gerry Adams, Stacy Solomon [for that matter anyone who's been on Britains got Talent, X Factor, Pop Idol etc], Australian rugby referees, Kiwi rugby referees, South African rugby referees, Steve Walsh, Stuart Dickinson, Andre Watson, Alex Higgins, Arlene Phillips, Bob Geldorf, every football commentator, various Murdoch's, Eastenders, Rick Stein, Bay City Rollers, anybody who's ever kicked a football professionally, Ken Dodd, Eric Pickles, Eddie Waring, Janet Street-Walker, Lily Savage/whatever the twat's real name is, Cameron Diaz, Seb Coe, George Galloway, Cheryl Tweedy-Cole, Jack Tweedy-Twat, Ann Widdecombe, Donald Trump, Patsy Palmer, Phillips Idowu, all the British heavyweight boxers since Lennox Lewis, John Redwood, Take that, Boys Zone, boy bands in general and Robbie Williams in particular, Margaret Thatcher, Neil Kinnock, Rene Zellweiger, Corrie, Michael Winner, Paul McCartney, Barry Manilow, Peter Jackson, Andy Murray, Tim Henman, Andy Murray, Greg Rusedski, Andy Murray, Jocky Wilson, Bruce Forsyth, Anthony Beke, Chuck Norris, Andy McNab / Chris Ryan .....................
I'm bored now - I'm gonna stop!