You've not lived until you've tried ketchup in the US. Partaking regularly in US condiments, I'm sure, results in living far less longer. Sweet isn't an effective quantum. It's like injecting the contents of Sherbet Fountain directly into your frontal lobes and then skydiving without a parachute into the Tate & Lyle factory. With your mouth open. If you survive that, you'll find your pancreas has hired a lawyer and petitioned for divorce. I wouldn't worry, it won't survive long enough for you to worry about alimony. If any bacteria can survive in a US condiment, I don't want to meet them. The guns won't help, they'll laugh at bullets.