Author Topic: Overheard today  (Read 121884 times)

Ruthie

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #275 on: 13 April, 2016, 10:35:32 am »
The DVLA website is the same.
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billplumtree

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #276 on: 03 May, 2016, 06:35:00 pm »
Misheard on Radio4 just now:
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It may seem clichéd that chickens had a mid-life crisis
   ???

Dickens, it turned out to be.

Re: Overheard today
« Reply #277 on: 20 June, 2016, 08:22:11 am »
The internet is buffeting again.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #278 on: 05 September, 2016, 02:04:31 pm »
Wednesday before last, in fact, in Jackdaw's cafe in Malmesbury, my first stop on the way up to Wing: one Mason asking another for advice in the case of a motorbike that hadn't been repaired after a summer of months. "Can you realistically go to the small claims court against someone who's in the same lodge as you?" It seems you can.
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #279 on: 27 September, 2016, 09:02:33 pm »
Two young lads in hoodies walking up the street, one turns to the other: "with these jackets on we look like Egyptians!"

Re: Overheard today
« Reply #280 on: 27 September, 2016, 11:41:08 pm »
More to the point, were they *walking* like Egyptians?

Re: Overheard today
« Reply #281 on: 27 September, 2016, 11:46:53 pm »
Just don't.

Phil W

Re: Overheard today
« Reply #282 on: 27 September, 2016, 11:51:03 pm »
The internet is buffeting again.

Then I might download some chicken legs and a picnic egg again.

Re: Overheard today
« Reply #283 on: 27 September, 2016, 11:55:37 pm »
Just don't.

I've just looked up the lyrics.

Fair point.

Wombat

  • Is it supposed to hurt this much?
Re: Overheard today
« Reply #284 on: 28 September, 2016, 08:25:27 am »
More to the point, were they *walking* like Egyptians?

Or even performing Egyptian Reggae?  That one has had particularly persistent earworm effects on me, to the extent that I had to obtain a recording of it, to try to overdose my brain on it, to "drive it out".  Didn't work.
Wombat

Mr Larrington

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #285 on: 28 September, 2016, 11:48:58 am »
DJ Random coughed up "Egyptian Reggae" the other day.  I had to play it three times.
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Ruthie

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #286 on: 30 September, 2016, 05:36:56 pm »
"Fuck off, Royal Opera House."
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Ruthie

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #287 on: 02 October, 2016, 08:07:22 pm »
Some kids playing on bikes today:
"Your mam?  Do you know who your mam is?  I'll tell you who your mam is.  My dad that's who!"

 ???

Hilarity ensued.
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ian

Re: Overheard today
« Reply #288 on: 03 October, 2016, 09:31:14 am »
That version of 'your mum' was current when I was at school – no brief time ago.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #289 on: 22 October, 2016, 02:12:57 am »
"Dat man got really long hair" observed a passing toddler with a fine grasp of the bleeding obvious.
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hellymedic

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #290 on: 22 October, 2016, 01:37:19 pm »
It might be obvious but it has discombobulated toddler female = long hair, male = short hair 'logic'.

Gender stereotyping starts young...

Mr Larrington

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #291 on: 22 October, 2016, 02:59:30 pm »
I'd have thought the shaggy beard would be enough to de-discombobulate even the the most confused of toddlers but I suppose at that age Logic is something that happens to other people?
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hellymedic

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #292 on: 22 October, 2016, 03:44:47 pm »
Logic exists in a toddler but needs frequent resets...

T42

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #293 on: 23 October, 2016, 08:38:58 am »
CPU works fine, but data is limited.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #294 on: 19 December, 2016, 01:40:39 pm »
English voice: Hi, I'm Bill.
Welsh voice: Hi me.
English voice: ???
Welsh voice: Jaime. It's a Spanish name.
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Basil

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #295 on: 22 December, 2016, 02:08:03 pm »
Ooh, it's been ages since I was able to contribute to this thread.  Seems Brummies were a much richer source of this sort of thing.
Anyway, snippet heard passing in the village today.
".... suffering from percussion.  Shouldn't have been allowed on the pitch......"

<probably George North>
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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #296 on: 30 December, 2016, 04:23:05 pm »
Martin is our builder. Martin was not in today but his business partner Derek was. He was talking to Martin's son who is a very good carpenter, as they bantered in the loft.

Derek: "The problem with your dad, Bobby, is communication. He comes across as a neanderthal. That week he said to that bird, that teacher 'Oy, Jenny, come here' when he wanted to show the bit of plastering he'd done. She came in and scowled at me and him. Don't know if they'd had an argument about something before but he'd really pissed her off. We're used to him. But those kind of people aren't."

ian

Re: Overheard today
« Reply #297 on: 31 December, 2016, 07:38:21 pm »
Girl on the train. Not so old, but was discussing the merits and demerits of various prisons and young offenders institutes with some authority. She'd evidently been busy. Kind of like Tripadvisor for the criminally inclined. I'm not sure whether I should be worried or grateful that some of them rated 'not bad, I'd go there again if I had to' and not all of them scored a 'shit food'. I didn't suggest a business plan but hey, prisons are a growth industry, and it only makes sense their 'customers' get the opportunity to rate them.

mattc

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Re: Overheard today
« Reply #298 on: 31 December, 2016, 08:03:40 pm »
Girl on the train.
...
That's not what I thought the plot was  :o
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essexian

Re: Overheard today
« Reply #299 on: 12 January, 2017, 08:09:44 am »
Overheard in Tescos this morning....

One loud mouth picker to another across the bread section: "Bella....where's Donna."

Well, it made me laugh.