Modern garages are too small. You can't even keep a baby elephant in them.
Once upon a time, our garage would have been regarded as having room for two cars. The problem is partly that garages have got smaller but also that cars have got much wider.
Anyway, back to divvery...
I was very good yesterday when I got home from my bike ride - kit straight in the washing machine rather than being left in a festering heap on the bedroom floor.
This morning, I was trying to remember where I left my earphones. Oh yes, I know - in the back pocket of my jersey... just tried plugging them in to charge, no response at all.