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Off Topic => The Pub => Food & Drink => Topic started by: pcolbeck on 02 December, 2016, 05:07:29 pm

Title: Sprout shortage !
Post by: pcolbeck on 02 December, 2016, 05:07:29 pm
It seems we are about to have a sprout shortage as cabbage moths have devastated this years crop. Some farmers have lost 50% of the crop.
We may be reduced to importing foreign sprouts for Christmas !
Title: Re: Sprout shortage !
Post by: LittleWheelsandBig on 02 December, 2016, 05:15:51 pm
Good riddance
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Post by: Phil W on 02 December, 2016, 05:19:55 pm
There is a God
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Post by: Peter on 02 December, 2016, 05:23:34 pm
How tall is Paddy McAloon?
Title: Re: Sprout shortage !
Post by: Kim on 02 December, 2016, 05:34:46 pm
And there was much rejoicing.
Title: Re: Sprout shortage !
Post by: hellymedic on 02 December, 2016, 06:21:36 pm
We celebrate Christmas by living without green balls.
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Post by: Basil on 02 December, 2016, 06:57:18 pm
Ooh.  I suddenly feel more cheerful about Christmas this year.
Title: Re: Sprout shortage !
Post by: Mrs Pingu on 02 December, 2016, 07:43:56 pm
Oi, I like sprouts!
Title: Re: Sprout shortage !
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 02 December, 2016, 08:02:44 pm
I bought some this morning, intending to feed my son and his friend. Son likes them and apparently they had broccoli at his friend's so it seems like a safe assumption. But then I was too busy with work deadline to cook them.
Title: Re: Sprout shortage !
Post by: Biggsy on 02 December, 2016, 08:18:40 pm
We may be reduced to importing foreign sprouts for Christmas !

Don't they come from Belgium already?
Title: Re: Sprout shortage !
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 02 December, 2016, 08:48:58 pm
We may be reduced to importing foreign sprouts for Christmas !

Don't they come from Belgium already?
We voted for Brexit to take back control of our own sprouts. We won't stand for EU brassica inspectors dictating supplies of British flatulence!
Title: Re: Sprout shortage !
Post by: hellymedic on 02 December, 2016, 08:49:24 pm
I bought some this morning, intending to feed my son and his friend. Son likes them and apparently they had broccoli at his friend's so it seems like a safe assumption. But then I was too busy with work deadline to cook them.

I microwave most of my vegetables. They get a few minutes on full in a lidded Pyrex dish. Lack of time for vegetables is not an issue.
Title: Re: Sprout shortage !
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 02 December, 2016, 08:53:30 pm
I bought some this morning, intending to feed my son and his friend. Son likes them and apparently they had broccoli at his friend's so it seems like a safe assumption. But then I was too busy with work deadline to cook them.

I microwave most of my vegetables. They get a few minutes on full in a lidded Pyrex dish. Lack of time for vegetables is not an issue.
I didn't even have time to wash/peel the outer leaves off/otherwise prepare them. I hardly even had time to push the buttons on the microwave! It's not usually like this...
Title: Re: Sprout shortage !
Post by: LittleWheelsandBig on 02 December, 2016, 09:40:43 pm
Oi, I like sprouts!

You can have my share of them for forever.
Title: Re: Sprout shortage !
Post by: hellymedic on 02 December, 2016, 09:55:36 pm
I don't dislike sprouts but don't like them enough to buy despite partner's dislike, so we do without.

We'll have carrots, parsnips, peas and Mediterranean vegetables.

I don't think we'll suffer.
Title: Re: Sprout shortage !
Post by: jsabine on 03 December, 2016, 01:41:18 am
It would be fair to say that no matter how profound such a sprout shortage turns out to be, it will not affect us in the slightest.
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Post by: T42 on 03 December, 2016, 08:12:47 am
Oi, I like sprouts!

You can have my share of them for forever.

It's genetically determined, apparently:

https://www.theguardian.com/science/blog/2011/nov/01/brussel-sprout-gene
Title: Re: Sprout shortage !
Post by: Mrs Pingu on 03 December, 2016, 10:16:57 am
Oi, I like sprouts!

You can have my share of them for forever.

It's genetically determined, apparently:

https://www.theguardian.com/science/blog/2011/nov/01/brussel-sprout-gene

Ha,  that's cool :)
Gotta be roasted for me though, too many boiled to death in childhood....
Title: Re: Sprout shortage !
Post by: ian on 03 December, 2016, 11:42:04 am
I like sprouts (and brassicas in general) but like a lot of foods they don't like me so much. Lots of tootin'.

I too have the fear of overboiled on the outside yet still semi frozen on the insides sprouts fed to me as a child. Like the world's worst baked alaska. Steamed or roasted for me.
Title: Re: Sprout shortage !
Post by: Mr Larrington on 03 December, 2016, 01:10:30 pm
As revealed exclusively by Mr R Zilla the other day:

Immigrants are going to steal Christmas (http://m.plymouthherald.co.uk/immigrant-moths-are-threatening-steal-brussels-sprouts-off-your-christmas-dinner-table/story-29946939-detail/story.html#U5480jjqMBLyss7s.99)
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Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 03 December, 2016, 08:15:06 pm
Please tell me that's a spoof.  :hand:
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Post by: Kim on 03 December, 2016, 08:37:24 pm
Please tell me that's a spoof.  :hand:

It's 2016.  Nobody can tell any more.
Title: Re: Sprout shortage !
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 03 December, 2016, 11:08:50 pm
I'm pretty sure it's real. It's just reality is a parody of itself.
Title: Re: Sprout shortage !
Post by: Crumbling Nick on 03 December, 2016, 11:36:27 pm
Sprout shortage looks like (social?) media hype, or perhaps a regional issue (ISTR it was one of the Channel Islands that had suffered crop devastation).

Meanwhile, I'd gathered venison (sadly not muntjac) from the market yesterday. Casseroling needs a more robust stock than our current reused cooking juices, so I put trimmings from yesterday's sprouts, plus a few other bits of veg - leek tops plus brassica stems & a few celeriac roots - into the pressure cooker to see what emerged after 15 mins. I was more than a tad cautious, having suffered overcooked sprouts at a young age and vomited (Mum got the message & gave me raw sprouts thereafter ;) ).

Surprisingly, the stock diddn't taste of brassicas. It'll need some reinforcing to build up to "beef stock", but extra onions, a bit more browning before casseroling & a bit of chocolate malt (not bitter like black malt) should improve the balance.

Meanwhile, sprouts are ready trimmed for a quick meal  ;D .