Just finished a shopping trip to Sainos, paid and left, going through the anti-shoplift detectors.
In the lobby beyond, I placed my bag on the give-us-your-spare-cat-food bin, removed the Brompton from my trolley, assembled it and attached the bag.
As I left the lobby, someone triggered the anti-shoplift alarm.
Security bod comes running out... 'Scues me Sir! 'Scues me Sir!'
Which I ignored and carried on walking.
'Sir! Please! 'Scuse me. Stop!'
I turned round, looked him in the eye and said 'It wasn't me that triggered it'.
Security bod - 'Whhhh...
?'
'I said that it wasn't me that triggered it'.
'But, but you have bike......'
I ignored him.