My god there are some idiot cyclists about

[Valiant]

We drove Fredom (Saracen APC) from Hackney Wick to Hoxton yesterday for the Olympic handover, you would think that people would see the big dirty tank in front of them that is as wide as a bus and has six huge wheels, we had 6 cyclists try to undertake us, one of them at Lauriston round about. Idiots.

[toekneep]

Paint it red. Go on you know you want to.

[Cunobelin]

Paint it red. Go on you know you want to.

Then pretend its a BUS and charge fares!

[Hot Flatus]

Did you burn a million quid when you got there?

Long live the KLF!

[Valiant]

Na, but we did burn almost a million squid on petrol getting there, and then crashed into the security patrol van and put up Free Hackney banners.

[Andrij]

Na, but we did burn almost a million squid on petrol getting there, and then crashed into the security patrol van and put up Free Hackney banners.

No one would buy it so they're now trying to give away Hackney for free?