Wondering whether a thread exists in which to describe the following bit of oddballery:
I was examining an Item in Sainsbury's the other day. On the back of said Item was a sticker, which read something along the lines of "This Item has a security tag. Please remove it before putting in the microwave".
Sound advice, perhaps, if the Item is a piece of microwave-friendly cookware, but who would buy
28 Weeks Later on DVD, take it home and think "Noes, I shall not yet place this Item in my DVD player. I need to defrost it first."
Oh, er, um...