Author Topic: what I have learned today.  (Read 858683 times)

rogerzilla

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1075 on: 02 June, 2016, 04:43:31 pm »
that Nikon ED lenses are hyperopic.
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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1076 on: 03 June, 2016, 02:37:31 pm »
That there is a passenger ferry across the Manchester Ship Canal at Thelwall that takes bikes. Looks like fun.

Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1077 on: 03 June, 2016, 03:21:17 pm »
And there's another at Davyhulme that's just been upgraded to take bikes, I foresee a double ferry loop

rogerzilla

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1078 on: 03 June, 2016, 09:36:30 pm »
That nothing rhymes with orange (OK, you knew that one), angel, silver, bulb or month.  Or pint.
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rogerzilla

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1079 on: 03 June, 2016, 09:37:01 pm »
And don't say "quicksilver", that's cheating.
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ElyDave

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1080 on: 03 June, 2016, 11:29:50 pm »
Depends if you go literal, or take poetic license
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens

Ruthie

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1081 on: 04 June, 2016, 11:45:53 am »
That a honey bee, in its whole life's work, makes a third of a teaspoon of honey.

Wow.
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Kim

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1082 on: 04 June, 2016, 12:19:16 pm »
That a honey bee, in its whole life's work, makes a third of a teaspoon of honey.

obxkcd:  https://what-if.xkcd.com/144/

As a function of body mass, that's surprisingly similar.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1083 on: 04 June, 2016, 12:48:28 pm »
The obvious next question is how long it would take a hive of honey bees to fill an Olympic-sized swimming pool with honey.

Isn't it?
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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1084 on: 04 June, 2016, 08:27:20 pm »
That these fine objects, known as spudgers could have a better  name, viz: The Ultimate Tool for Persuading Recalcitrant Pistachios to Yield Their Bounty. May not be as easily tripped off the tongue, but I think it is prettier.

Torslanda

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1085 on: 05 June, 2016, 10:53:03 am »
That there is a passenger ferry across the Manchester Ship Canal at Thelwall that takes bikes. Looks like fun.

Last time I was there it was a gnarly old bloke with a rowing boat. Er, thanks but no thanks . . .
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tiermat

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1086 on: 05 June, 2016, 10:58:09 am »
That there is a passenger ferry across the Manchester Ship Canal at Thelwall that takes bikes. Looks like fun.

Last time I was there it was a gnarly old bloke with a rowing boat. Er, thanks but no thanks . . .

"What's the French for have you ever lost one?" :)
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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1087 on: 05 June, 2016, 11:13:01 am »
There is a free ferry at Flixton but not a clue  as to what it comprises.
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Torslanda

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1088 on: 05 June, 2016, 12:31:27 pm »
That there is a passenger ferry across the Manchester Ship Canal at Thelwall that takes bikes. Looks like fun.

Last time I was there it was a gnarly old bloke with a rowing boat. Er, thanks but no thanks . . .

"What's the French for have you ever lost one?" :)

Going there for my birthday . . .  ;D  ;D  ;D
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1089 on: 06 June, 2016, 02:11:19 pm »
You probably all know this already (and I think I may have previously known it but forgotten it) but Nottingham was originally known as 'Snottingham' -'the homestead of Snot's tribe'.

Mr Larrington

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1090 on: 06 June, 2016, 02:27:52 pm »
That the "Meadows" referred to in L'Anse aux Meadows - the Viking settlement in Newfoundland - refers not to fields but to jellyfish, called by ye Frenchies "Méduses".
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T42

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1091 on: 06 June, 2016, 03:06:02 pm »
You probably all know this already (and I think I may have previously known it but forgotten it) but Nottingham was originally known as 'Snottingham' -'the homestead of Snot's tribe'.

There's a sign outside Karlsruhe that announces "KARLSRUHE - Partnerstadt mit NANCY NOTTINGHAM".  Maybe they know more about Snot than they're telling.
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Andrij

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1092 on: 06 June, 2016, 03:57:30 pm »
You probably all know this already (and I think I may have previously known it but forgotten it) but Nottingham was originally known as 'Snottingham' -'the homestead of Snot's tribe'.

The initial S was dropped by the Normans.  You can see why the people of Scunthorpe were glad the Normans didn't get further north.  ;)
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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1093 on: 07 June, 2016, 03:52:25 pm »
That the "Meadows" referred to in L'Anse aux Meadows - the Viking settlement in Newfoundland - refers not to fields but to jellyfish, called by ye Frenchies "Méduses".
I didn't know that! And I've wondered for many years how the place got a mixed French/English name.

Jellyfish Bight - much more sensible!
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1094 on: 07 June, 2016, 04:09:08 pm »
Jellyfish Blight might me be even more sensible!
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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1095 on: 07 June, 2016, 05:44:16 pm »
(Off the back of a discussion of super-twat Noel Edmonds): the existence of the Cancer Act 1939, and its provisions as regards advertising.

Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1096 on: 08 June, 2016, 10:51:17 am »
Chris Boardman & Daniel Craig were in the same year at the same secondary school.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1097 on: 08 June, 2016, 12:33:28 pm »
Chris Boardman & Daniel Craig were in the same year at the same secondary school.

Chis Boardman to be the next Bond James Bond  :thumbsup:
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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1098 on: 08 June, 2016, 01:29:29 pm »
Do Jag or Aston Martin make a bike for Q to build a rocket launcher into?

Mr Larrington

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #1099 on: 08 June, 2016, 01:43:43 pm »
Back in his professional days Boardman had a Lotus Elise with a custom-made bike rack, but a Lotus wouldn't work for Bond James Bond, because he can't chase the Fiendish Hordes of $ENEMY if he's perched on the armco waiting for a breakdown truck :demon:
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