Jesus, won’t you make up my dying bed? (click to show/hide)On the internal phone, dial “6” for Housekeeping.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz? (click to show/hide)Hello Ms Joplin, this fiery fog lamp is GOD speaking to you. I've got a very nice, low mileage E-Class just waiting for you – but only if you sacrifice a sheep, go down on bended knee and call me ALMIGHTY.