Want!
Another project for the list.
Are the feet really needed? Are they just to stop it scorching the ground?
The feet are there to make the whole caboodle more stable. Nine times out of ten, this will be set up on uneven ground. Three feet makes it self-leveling and means that a pan of boiling water won't topple it over. Thinnish bolts mean that if it's still unstable, you can push it into the ground.
When the ground is hard, even two hours burning won't scorch the grass.
Charlotte, that is what is commonly known as "fooking clever". Once you have perfected your design how much would you charge if I asked you to make me one?
I'm afraid I'm not for hire. Making it was surprisingly labour-intensive. I started at about two in the afternoon and wasn't finished until at least six. Fair enough, I'll be faster the next time I make one, but drilling stainless is a massive pig and takes ages. Simillarly, snipping and folding it all took time and effort.
What I
can do is to offer limitless help if you want to make your own. Or, at such time as I ever get round to making a MkII (maybe later this summer, I don't know), I'll happily give you first refusal on this one. How's that?