Dear mods,
Just having some fun here; and yes, I've been known to have a strange idea of fun.
I can live with low poll numbers. Admittedly a big fat '0' will be hard to take, but 1? Yay. Anything above 1 would be gravy.
Life is a popularity contest, or so I've heard. Most of us go to some lengths to be liked. Not me.
(Literally.) I've gotta be me and face the music, come what may.
Must dash,* they're playing my song.
*I shall return. There's an AMA that needs my attention, for a start.