Try explaining this to the insurance company

[Tom M]

Rhino knackers car

There's a pun there somewhere...

[Wowbagger]

“Obviously it is scary if you are not used to having a rhino climb on your car..."

No, really?

[Gattopardo]

Didn't a rhino/elephant from there climb on a Volvo and not write the car off.

[TimO]

“Obviously it is scary if you are not used to having a rhino climb on your car..."

You've got to wonder if that comment implies that there are people who are used to having a rhino climb on their car.

[Pete]

I would imagine that the safari park has a get-out clause somewhere in the small print, absolving them of all liability....

I have never visited a safari park and don't expect to, not ever.  Not my cup of tea.  It is alleged, is it not, that during the shooting of the film The Omen, the actors in the car really did get scared in the safari park scene, and the handlers had difficulty in controlling the monkeys.  But I reckon the monkeys were even more terrified than the humans...

[Gus]

 He should have bought a Renault Kangoo

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