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Legs

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1100 on: 09 February, 2016, 12:15:57 pm »
No matter how subtly I hint that my coffee be made "weak and milky", our admin lady always makes it so that the spoon stands upright.
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pcolbeck

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1101 on: 09 February, 2016, 12:22:56 pm »
I have just had a delivery of coffee from York Coffee Emporium. Can't decide which one to open and try first.
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I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that.

Ham

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1102 on: 09 February, 2016, 12:24:57 pm »
Make it weak and milky and it won't matter  :demon:
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Legs

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1103 on: 09 February, 2016, 12:36:08 pm »
I don't actually want it weak or milky - just relatively so!
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HTFB

  • The Monkey and the Plywood Violin
Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1104 on: 09 February, 2016, 12:40:10 pm »
Quote from: Cudzoziemiec on 08 February, 2016, 02:49:12 pm
You won't do that again, will you? Once bittern, twice shy.

The shiny black cloak with the fake fur collar, please.
Boom, boom!
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1105 on: 09 February, 2016, 12:50:52 pm »
A colleague brought in Scotch pancakes and raspberry jam, but the "raspberry jam" is a seedless jelly.
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LEE

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1106 on: 09 February, 2016, 03:18:04 pm »
Quote from: Legs on 09 February, 2016, 12:15:57 pm
No matter how subtly I hint that my coffee be made "weak and milky", our admin lady always makes it so that the spoon stands upright.

Quite right too.  "Weak & Milky Coffee" ??  Lucky the Admin lady doesn't spank you just for asking.
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Legs

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1107 on: 09 February, 2016, 04:45:04 pm »
Quote from: LEE on 09 February, 2016, 03:18:04 pm
Quote from: Legs on 09 February, 2016, 12:15:57 pm
No matter how subtly I hint that my coffee be made "weak and milky", our admin lady always makes it so that the spoon stands upright.
Quite right too.  "Weak & Milky Coffee" ??  Lucky the Admin lady doesn't spank you just for asking.
Whoa, before the Coffee Brigade start rounding on me as if I'm some kind of Philistine, I just want to make it clear that I just wanted something like this 

and not something like this

(not that I'd really mind a spanking from her  :demon:)
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Vince

  • Can't climb; won't climb
Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1108 on: 09 February, 2016, 06:07:40 pm »
Marks and Spencer didn't have any blocks of Red Leicester. I had to buy sliced instead.
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Dibdib

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1109 on: 11 February, 2016, 05:59:49 pm »
I'm a bit nervous because I'm going to a different yoga class tonight for the first time.
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menthel

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1110 on: 11 February, 2016, 06:50:34 pm »
Quote from: Dibdib on 11 February, 2016, 05:59:49 pm
I'm a bit nervous because I'm going to a different yoga class tonight for the first time.

I am in a much worse situation- I am having my first ever banjo lesson!
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HTFB

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1111 on: 11 February, 2016, 06:57:48 pm »
Quote from: menthel on 11 February, 2016, 06:50:34 pm
I am in a much worse situation- I am having my first ever banjo lesson!
And you think that's bad for you?
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menthel

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1112 on: 11 February, 2016, 08:42:46 pm »
Quote from: HTFB on 11 February, 2016, 06:57:48 pm
Quote from: menthel on 11 February, 2016, 06:50:34 pm
I am in a much worse situation- I am having my first ever banjo lesson!
And you think that's bad for you?

At least it's not the fiddle or trumpet!
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Dibdib

  • Fat'n'slow
Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1113 on: 11 February, 2016, 09:34:31 pm »
Quote from: menthel on 11 February, 2016, 06:50:34 pm
Quote from: Dibdib on 11 February, 2016, 05:59:49 pm
I'm a bit nervous because I'm going to a different yoga class tonight for the first time.

I am in a much worse situation- I am having my first ever banjo lesson!

So many banjo jokes, so little time... ;)
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Mr Larrington

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1114 on: 12 February, 2016, 01:00:47 am »
Quote from: menthel on 11 February, 2016, 08:42:46 pm
Quote from: HTFB on 11 February, 2016, 06:57:48 pm
Quote from: menthel on 11 February, 2016, 06:50:34 pm
I am in a much worse situation- I am having my first ever banjo lesson!
And you think that's bad for you?

At least it's not the fiddle or trumpet!

Or the bagpipes...
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Andrij

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1115 on: 12 February, 2016, 10:35:36 am »
08:00 and the Cinnabon at Bond Street Station was still shut.
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Quote from: Basil on 10 September, 2016, 08:52:15 pm
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

MagnusOpus

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1116 on: 12 February, 2016, 12:39:32 pm »
So slow at work today I've ended up posting a bunch of rubbish on YACF
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Torslanda

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1117 on: 12 February, 2016, 03:39:00 pm »
Quote from: MagnusOpus on 12 February, 2016, 12:39:32 pm
So slow at work today I've ended up posting a bunch of rubbish on YACF

And this is a problem how, exactly?
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VELOMANCER

Quote from: trekker12 on 16 July, 2016, 08:54:33 am
Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

MagnusOpus

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1118 on: 12 February, 2016, 03:48:15 pm »
Quote from: Torslanda on 12 February, 2016, 03:39:00 pm
Quote from: MagnusOpus on 12 February, 2016, 12:39:32 pm
So slow at work today I've ended up posting a bunch of rubbish on YACF

And this is a problem how, exactly?

Ummm....because I'm one of of your suppliers....don't tell Alan!  ;)
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epa611

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1119 on: 12 February, 2016, 09:09:53 pm »
Need to buy a new dishwasher and the Miele G6512 will take 3 days to get here! We're going to have to wash dishes by hand  :o. The cleaner was in today - should have got her to do some  :-\
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andrewc

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1120 on: 12 February, 2016, 09:17:00 pm »
It's Friday, so I treated myself to some nice Rioja,  but I smashed the last of my good red wine glasses last week (and have been too busy lazy to get the spares out of the loft.) 

I'm having to drink it out of one of the chunky recycled green glass goblets I use for white....  :o
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Andrij

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1121 on: 12 February, 2016, 09:29:58 pm »
Quote from: andrewc on 12 February, 2016, 09:17:00 pm
It's Friday, so I treated myself to some nice Rioja,  but I smashed the last of my good red wine glasses last week (and have been too busy lazy to get the spares out of the loft.) 

I'm having to drink it out of one of the chunky recycled green glass goblets I use for white....  :o

I feel your pain.  This was from my cry from the heart posted elsewhere, as I was returning from Glasgow back in July 2015...
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What barbaric service on this train - my wine has been served in a water glass!
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Quote from: Basil on 10 September, 2016, 08:52:15 pm
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

L CC

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1122 on: 12 February, 2016, 09:40:20 pm »
I got a parcel of a free gift from Brooks but it's not another test saddle, it's ugly bar tape I don't want and won't use.
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Deano

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1123 on: 12 February, 2016, 11:30:11 pm »
Flog it for a tenner and donate it to charidee.
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cygnet

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1124 on: 13 February, 2016, 08:34:31 am »
First world maths problem:
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