So, I saw some stuff on the internet about settings. You know, the dials on the front of devices that kid you that you are in control of your fate.
I have heard that some people use these dials. I was unconvinced until recently when I discovered that my previous oven default of somewhere between 160-200 degrees could be set to 'max' for pizza. Two different settings. Oh giddy chefdom. That's it though, those are the only two settings I use. There's another dial that is illustrated with strange symbols that might as well be Babylonian, only two of which I have deciphered: one I think is the fan oven setting, the other is a grill. If I had speculate a translation, the third may well be 'burn stuff and set off the fire alarm.'
The washing machine and dishwasher are similar. The washer has dials and things called programmes. I know only two which I call one o'clock and four o'clock. One o'clock is normal. Four if something bad has happened and you need to get rid of potential forensic evidence. The dishwasher is a bit better, it does have pictures of different sized piles of plates and one that is 'eco' and who doesn't like to be 'eco.' There are about six other buttons on it, function unknown. All my kitchen appliances are Italian though, so I don't like to provoke them.