are you desperate?
... legend that is Paul Daniels in Gt Yarmouth on Saturday night
"You're going to like this ... not a lot!"
Many moons ago, when I worked for Beecham Bovril Brands (I sold Marmite and Horlicks among other things) we had our sales conference at the Adelphi Hotel, Liverpool, which by the way was the hotel we stayed in the night before we sailed to Ghana to live for 4 years. Anyhow, Paul D was the evening entertainment (at the sales conference, nothing to do with the boat trip to Ghana - I hope you're keeping up at the back
). He stuck one of the blokes in the audience to a chair. Very convincing it was. Transpired that PD had had a word with said bloke in the bar beforehand and slipped him a few quid so it was a set up job!