What about the ever-present odour of grimness?
I had to re-read that, thought it said odour of Guinness
Also accurate.
I couldn't link it to the Southern Tandem Ride thread - but yes, it's that one.
Come and ride to Windsor for ice-cream!
Would love to, but it's a bit far for a Sunday (trains v tricky on Sundays, I'm told).
(Also, Monty is mid-fettle, and chances of full-fettledom being reached by Sunday are both fat and slim)
Enjoy.