Signed.
They'll take my Leatherman Wave from my cold, dead.....
I was on the Ginger Line the other day, doing the Metro crossword when I happened across an article which took my fancy.
I reached into my bag, took out my retractable-bladed scalpel ( I have one in every bag) and cut a neat rectangle around the article.
By the time I'd folded the article into a square, I was aware that the eyes of everyone around me were upon me......