Leaned out of the bathroom window while half sitting on the windowsill and half standing on the toilet, trying to prune wisteria* with both hands and some heavy loppers.
Quote from: rogerzilla on 09 May, 2010, 07:56:12 pmLeaned out of the bathroom window while half sitting on the windowsill and half standing on the toilet, trying to prune wisteria* with both hands and some heavy loppers.Also half cut? Nothing like a bit of alcoholic lubrication for getting on with the awkward jobs, eh?
I did stand on a bass combo to hang a curtain
Quote from: Palinurus on 09 May, 2010, 07:59:11 pmI did stand on a bass combo to hang a curtainAlthough thinking about it that's probably about the safest way of doing it. Damn thing wasn't going to tip over or break.
I took the precaution of unplugging it first.
I'm just about to tell Mrs Chris that I'm doing an Audax on Saturday. If I don't post again in the next hour can someone please call an ambulance?
I cut the grass with the dead man's lever (on a petrol mower) tied up.I always do.
Quote from: chris on 09 May, 2010, 08:13:12 pmI'm just about to tell Mrs Chris that I'm doing an Audax on Saturday. If I don't post again in the next hour can someone please call an ambulance?Phew I got away with that!
Leaned out of the bathroom window while half sitting on the windowsill and half standing on the toilet, trying to prune wisteria* with both hands and some heavy loppers.*yes, I must be middle-class scum, I know.