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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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*prepares to nom*
« on: 27 December, 2009, 09:31:35 pm »
My mum has sent me home with:-

a hunk of Christmas cake;
a hunk of Wensleydale to go with it;
a jar of onions she grew in her garden and pickled herself;
a jar of golden beetroot she grew in her garden and pickled herself.

I don't know what to eat first.
My feminist marxist dialectic brings all the boys to the yard.


clarion

  • Tyke
Re: *prepares to nom*
« Reply #1 on: 27 December, 2009, 09:32:10 pm »
Gaviscon
Getting there...

Torslanda

  • Professional Gobshite
  • Just a tart for retro kit . . .
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Re: *prepares to nom*
« Reply #2 on: 28 December, 2009, 02:47:20 am »
Easy.

Wensleydale and beetroot sandwich, with pickled onions on the side.

Followed by Christmas cake and washed down with a mighty mug of tea and a Talisker chaser.

Simples!
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Re: *prepares to nom*
« Reply #3 on: 28 December, 2009, 03:01:47 am »
What's the number of the local Chinese?

Jaded

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  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: *prepares to nom*
« Reply #4 on: 28 December, 2009, 05:05:51 am »
It is simpler than it looks.

Eccentrica Gallumbits

  • Rock 'n' roll and brew, rock 'n' roll and brew...
Re: *prepares to nom*
« Reply #5 on: 28 December, 2009, 09:31:27 am »
Easy.

Wensleydale and beetroot sandwich, with pickled onions on the side.

Followed by Christmas cake and washed down with a mighty mug of tea and a Talisker chaser.

Simples!

The Wensleydale is for putting on the cake. I think I'll just eat the beetroot and onions straight from the jar, although I could get more Wensleydale and make sandwiches. There will be neither tea nor whisky as they both make me  :sick: .
My feminist marxist dialectic brings all the boys to the yard.