Wotcha needBIG juicy steak
Good quality bottle of red
Teeny bit of sunflower oil
Salt Salt flakes
Whole peppercorns
A hammer/rolling pin
A saucepan/frying pan with lid
A chopping board/plate
A fork
Step 1: Open the bottle of red, leave to breathe for a moment
Step 2: Stick a frying pan/saucepan on the stove with a tiny bit of sun flower oil, lets say just enough to lube the pan + a table spoon. Stick on medium heat..
Step 3: Pour yourself a big glass of red wine and take a sip, while doing that, take the steak and stab it umpteen times all over with the fork.
Step 4: Take enough sip, and pour a bit over the steak and rub it in nice
Step 5: Repeat Steps 3 and 4 with the other side of the steak
Step 6: Take another sip, and then add a pinch of salt to the heated oil
Step 7: Take the whole peppercorns and crack them with the hammer or rolling pin, probably best if you do this in a packet of sorts and then add them to the oil and mix it all together
Step 8: Take another sip, put the heat on high, and take another sip, jiggle about and dance/sing along to the music playing.
Step 9: Stick the steak on the pan and cover and remove from the heat. Count to 45 (This is for rare/medium, if you like it medium/well done count to 90) return to the heat, flip over the steak and repeat.
Step 10: Stick the steak onna plate and decorate with a bit of parlsey or coriander
Step 11: Top up glass and enjoy