Today I squished 5 lily beetles until their guts came out.
Repotted a bamboo that was utterly potbound, the roots had whizzed round and round the pot so I mixed potting compost 50-50 with horticultural grit and planted it in a much larger pot than the one it's been in for ten years. I used the same mixture to do lavender and rosemary cuttings, I went to a garden show at the Norfolk Showground last weekend and they were selling farty little lavender cuttings 3 inches tall for £2.45. I thought "Sod that" and did 450 cuttings. If half make it...
On another gardening forum I read about a chap who had a couple of acres and some poly tunnels near a main road. Last year he did enough heather cuttings to sell £60k worth, working full time. Classic FM on, cup of tea, snip, prune, tear off lower leaves, dip in water, dip in hormone rooting powder, carefully plant, repeat 300,000 times. Not a bad life, eh?