Experiment of the night: use a straight razor. Well, my fresh blades* had arrived. There was the usual luxe regime of soaping up and improbable basin yoga.
What can I say? It seemed so promising, right up until the moment that the Spirit of Nutty descended.
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* Some modern straight razors use disposable blades; they're used by barbers and cut out any risk of cross-infection between customers. Much easier than keeping a fancy piece of Solingen steel sharp and rust-free, in my experience.