Well, I have avoided the knife so far.
It transpires that I have not only broken the ends of three metatarsals, but smashed the bones to which they are attached.
I have been plastered up with a slit cast because of the swelling and have the return in a week for further X-ray .
If all is well, five weeks with no load bearing then a further five in a load bearing boot.
I also have to inject a blood thinning agent once a day, yippee!
Bloody hell I'm bored already!