I watched two films last night. One was a gentle, quite sweet sort-of-comedy called 'Skeletons', via iPlayer. The other was shit. It was called "Stranded", but it should have been called Shit.
I picked it up for something to watch on the cheaper DVD stacks at the supermarket, and within five minutes I was asking myself why. From the beginning, for example, it was stated clearly that the waste product of human respiration is CO. Monoxide. Which apparently gives you hallucinations and psychosis. There were other meaningless 'technical science' comments, clearly intended to make the film look advanced.
Plot crap, premise stupid (and multiply ripped off from earlier and better films), effects crap, acting crap, and, most of all, I was left without my standard ability to scream "Why are you being so STUPID?" at the actors because they were clearly bereft of any intelligence whatsoever.
Shite. Utter shite.