Toilet related stuff today - discovered the flexible "slinky" pipe from pan to the soil pipe had drooped, causing strange air activity resulting in the shower trap emptying and strong smell of drains. Turns out the slinky was waaaay too long.
Fitted a solid pipe extension piece to the soil pipe and new, shorter, slinky from the pan (and for belt and braces, as the stuff is all hidden in a cabinet, put some blocks of wood under them to prevent the possibility of drooping) That was easy - hardest part was taking the cabinet to bits and putting it back together.
AND - I'm sure you all experence the moving toilet seat - as the holes in the pan and the size of the bolts are wildly different so that they float around however tight you do up the nuts/wing nuts.
Well, a bit of thinking and I made two rubber "sleeves" from tap washers that engage the bolts firmly in the centre of the holes in the pan and then a large rubber washer, large metal washer and then the wing nut.. No more moving seat
What's amazing is that nobody has really perfected the fittings for toilet seats, even the high-end stuff where the pan and seat are a set.
I washed my hands when I had finished