If you could use them on flights you'd have the usual types stultifying the rest of the cabin with moronically banal verbiage with the crew unable to deliver the safety briefing properly, moreover the alpha male types who just have to ensure that they are the very last people to be standing up and rummaging unnecessarily in the overhead lockers would probably find a way to include a mobile phone in the act too. So I don't give a damn whether it's a well-grounded safety risk, or even an airborne one!