I had a blue moon ride this afternoon, after the weather forecast said that the weather would be clearing up. The rain had stopped but the last 3 or 4 minutes of my ride to Penelope's house caused me to become decidedly moist, so, at her suggestion, I sat in her house without my trousers, doing my best Brian Rix impersonation. As she said, "I don't suppose you've got anything I haven't seen before..."