Squirty Cream

[librarian]

Chantilly cream
And a precision ream
And a pony's tail
And a clown
A niggle in her forks
And a Wiggle in her torque
An anodised alloy crown crown crown
Ain't nothing in the world like a Truckin' Surly
Makes me act real funny, make me spend ma money
Make my wallet loose, like an Avid Juice,
Ugh, squirty cream, I don't like!