I've never had smoked oysters in a fish pie, but I like the sound of it. Until it changed ownership, one of my local pubs always did a very good steak and oyster pie.Smoked eel is divine. I quite like the flavour of jellied eels, and I'm not bothered by the jelly, I just don't like having to pick out the horrible knobbly bones. My dad is a big fan of jellied eels and tends to just crunch up the bones and swallow the lot. I like whelks too but they really don't agree with me and always make my stomach churn. Cockles I'm fine with.Someone earlier mentioned eating shellfish straight off the beach. I would never do that - they need a good week in a purification tank first, unless you really enjoy having an upset stomach. I guess it depends on the beach.
I completely agree with Reg.
The concept of jellied eel is foul, I don't think I've tasted them. I have to honest, I pick the jelly out of pork pies, I just don't like the jelly texture full stop.
Quote from: fboab on 01 February, 2021, 01:57:14 pmQuote from: ian on 01 February, 2021, 10:51:34 amAt the risk of offending people (bite me, losers), 'keto' stuff mostly seems foul, ingredients in the wrong proportions sprinkled with weird, and missing the important thing, the grand consolation of life. Blessed carbs.What kind of life is that lacks the heavenly soft pillows of mashed potato? Or pasta, dripping silky sauce or noodles in a spicy broth? I'm sorry, but 'cauliflower rice' and 'courgette spaghetti' should be criminal offences with harsh sentencing recommendations.Also gluten-free, which mostly seems a scam to sell nasty processed food in the guise it's somehow healthy to the gullible. I once got served gluten-free spaghetti. Ghastly extruded tubes of congealed wallpaper paste, but without the flavour. Even the sauce would have nothing to do it, preferring to sit in a sad puddle on the plate, saying why, ian, WHY? I don't know.Much as I agree with the sentiment- of course the real thing is tastier and cutting out a food group is madness, but this is a lot like a drinker extolling the virtues of a single malt to an alcoholic.Potatoes are just a gateway drug to hardlining sugar. There's only so much lard my frame can carry and if I could eat in moderation FFS, I wouldn't have got here. Jeez, if I'd become addicted to cocaine I might have lost my septum but at least I'd be thin.I'm just teasing, as is the nature of the topic, no one needs to justify their diet.But come to the Holy War, you are wrong about potatoes, and will be put to the sword.
Quote from: ian on 01 February, 2021, 10:51:34 amAt the risk of offending people (bite me, losers), 'keto' stuff mostly seems foul, ingredients in the wrong proportions sprinkled with weird, and missing the important thing, the grand consolation of life. Blessed carbs.What kind of life is that lacks the heavenly soft pillows of mashed potato? Or pasta, dripping silky sauce or noodles in a spicy broth? I'm sorry, but 'cauliflower rice' and 'courgette spaghetti' should be criminal offences with harsh sentencing recommendations.Also gluten-free, which mostly seems a scam to sell nasty processed food in the guise it's somehow healthy to the gullible. I once got served gluten-free spaghetti. Ghastly extruded tubes of congealed wallpaper paste, but without the flavour. Even the sauce would have nothing to do it, preferring to sit in a sad puddle on the plate, saying why, ian, WHY? I don't know.Much as I agree with the sentiment- of course the real thing is tastier and cutting out a food group is madness, but this is a lot like a drinker extolling the virtues of a single malt to an alcoholic.Potatoes are just a gateway drug to hardlining sugar. There's only so much lard my frame can carry and if I could eat in moderation FFS, I wouldn't have got here. Jeez, if I'd become addicted to cocaine I might have lost my septum but at least I'd be thin.
At the risk of offending people (bite me, losers), 'keto' stuff mostly seems foul, ingredients in the wrong proportions sprinkled with weird, and missing the important thing, the grand consolation of life. Blessed carbs.What kind of life is that lacks the heavenly soft pillows of mashed potato? Or pasta, dripping silky sauce or noodles in a spicy broth? I'm sorry, but 'cauliflower rice' and 'courgette spaghetti' should be criminal offences with harsh sentencing recommendations.Also gluten-free, which mostly seems a scam to sell nasty processed food in the guise it's somehow healthy to the gullible. I once got served gluten-free spaghetti. Ghastly extruded tubes of congealed wallpaper paste, but without the flavour. Even the sauce would have nothing to do it, preferring to sit in a sad puddle on the plate, saying why, ian, WHY? I don't know.
Quote from: ian on 01 February, 2021, 03:21:27 pmNo, fried mushrooms are slimy and thus a no-go, so have to be shovelled off my breakfast plate onto my wife's. Usually, while she's not looking. That's another thing the American breakfast gets right, they never slap sloppy mushrooms on my plate.I always get angry, as a reformed botanist, that mushrooms are always included with plants. They're not plants. They're far more closely related to animals.Only if they're not cooked properly... properly cooked they won't be slimy.
No, fried mushrooms are slimy and thus a no-go, so have to be shovelled off my breakfast plate onto my wife's. Usually, while she's not looking. That's another thing the American breakfast gets right, they never slap sloppy mushrooms on my plate.I always get angry, as a reformed botanist, that mushrooms are always included with plants. They're not plants. They're far more closely related to animals.
Quote from: ian on 01 February, 2021, 02:50:13 pmQuote from: fboab on 01 February, 2021, 01:57:14 pmQuote from: ian on 01 February, 2021, 10:51:34 amAt the risk of offending people (bite me, losers), 'keto' stuff mostly seems foul, ingredients in the wrong proportions sprinkled with weird, and missing the important thing, the grand consolation of life. Blessed carbs.What kind of life is that lacks the heavenly soft pillows of mashed potato? Or pasta, dripping silky sauce or noodles in a spicy broth? I'm sorry, but 'cauliflower rice' and 'courgette spaghetti' should be criminal offences with harsh sentencing recommendations.Also gluten-free, which mostly seems a scam to sell nasty processed food in the guise it's somehow healthy to the gullible. I once got served gluten-free spaghetti. Ghastly extruded tubes of congealed wallpaper paste, but without the flavour. Even the sauce would have nothing to do it, preferring to sit in a sad puddle on the plate, saying why, ian, WHY? I don't know.Much as I agree with the sentiment- of course the real thing is tastier and cutting out a food group is madness, but this is a lot like a drinker extolling the virtues of a single malt to an alcoholic.Potatoes are just a gateway drug to hardlining sugar. There's only so much lard my frame can carry and if I could eat in moderation FFS, I wouldn't have got here. Jeez, if I'd become addicted to cocaine I might have lost my septum but at least I'd be thin.I'm just teasing, as is the nature of the topic, no one needs to justify their diet.But come to the Holy War, you are wrong about potatoes, and will be put to the sword.As long as it's not a slice of sharpened potato I'm fine with that. Potatoes are hard to match to the insulin.
Quote from: Mrs Pingu on 31 January, 2021, 10:47:57 pmQuote from: Kim on 31 January, 2021, 08:32:05 pmWhen I was a child I spent a prolonged period in traction living on a combination of Hospital Food™ And now I've got Eels - Hospital Food as an earworm...Eels... there's a passage in The Tin Drum about catching eels by leaving a horse's head under water until they move in to feast and then hauling it ashore. They're tucking in so avidly they don't let go until it's too late. A friend in Darmstadt used to come close to puking any time anyone would mention it, so of course every so often we did.
Quote from: Kim on 31 January, 2021, 08:32:05 pmWhen I was a child I spent a prolonged period in traction living on a combination of Hospital Food™ And now I've got Eels - Hospital Food as an earworm...
When I was a child I spent a prolonged period in traction living on a combination of Hospital Food™
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This big pile of processed meat products. The stuff that was moussy and the one with the unidentified chunks in were particularly boak inducing.IMG_2534 by The Pingus, on Flickr
Hmm, the "unidentified chunks" one looks very like the pigs-head brawn my mother used to make.
Quote from: Mrs Pingu on 01 February, 2021, 05:56:06 pmThis big pile of processed meat products. The stuff that was moussy and the one with the unidentified chunks in were particularly boak inducing.IMG_2534 by The Pingus, on FlickrHmm, the "unidentified chunks" one looks very like the pigs-head brawn my mother used to make.
Discovered a second type of cheese I'll have to remember to have nothing to do with: vegan "cheese". I think it's even more unpleasant than smoked cheese.
Mayonnaise. It's the sperm of satan and should be banned. J
Mushrooms.