Author Topic: The SPOILER thread (Read 15209 times)

Pete · « **Reply #50 on:** 30 April, 2008, 09:58:47 pm »

They give him a gold ring and he scarpers, afraid of being arrested by the Allies. And - the kommandant gets hanged.

Pete · « **Reply #51 on:** 30 April, 2008, 10:02:28 pm »

He leaves her, not giving a damn.

Clare · « **Reply #52 on:** 30 April, 2008, 10:06:37 pm »

He stops limping and gets in the lawyers car.

Pete · « **Reply #53 on:** 30 April, 2008, 10:08:28 pm »

A crazed redneck shoots them both from his truck. One of the bikes goes flying through the air.

redshift · « **Reply #54 on:** 30 April, 2008, 10:11:15 pm »

That corn he's running his hand through is planted in the fields of Elysium.

nutkin · « **Reply #55 on:** 30 April, 2008, 10:15:25 pm »

The coach containing the gold teeters on the edge of the cliff...

Pete · « **Reply #56 on:** 30 April, 2008, 10:17:16 pm »

She wakes up, back in Kansas. And realises her three weird companions are just the three farmhands.

rower40 · « **Reply #57 on:** 30 April, 2008, 10:19:12 pm »

There aren't actually any rules. The players take it in turns to list random place-names, usually London-based. Fairlop holds a special fascination. The game ends when the eponymous Northern Line (West End branch) station is named.

RIP Humph.

nutkin · « **Reply #58 on:** 30 April, 2008, 10:21:56 pm »

He wins his court case in heaven and is allowed to return to stay alive on Earth, then marries his nurse.

Pingu · « **Reply #59 on:** 30 April, 2008, 10:28:57 pm »

The cripple is the criminal mastermind.

Mrs Pingu · « **Reply #60 on:** 30 April, 2008, 10:33:35 pm »

He's the photo booth repair man.

Pete · « **Reply #61 on:** 30 April, 2008, 10:37:01 pm »

He's realised he wasn't in Albania, but in London all along. He's got the gun. He's got the two guys lined up against the wall. He knows one of them is the traitor. But he doesn't know which one it is ... he has to choose ... does he shoot the right one?

yes.

Tourist Tony · « **Reply #62 on:** 30 April, 2008, 10:50:22 pm »

It's not a little girl, it's a pig ugly dwarf. With a knife.

nutkin · « **Reply #63 on:** 30 April, 2008, 10:53:09 pm »

The survivors end up sitting outside in the snow. One of them may not be human. It could be a long wait.

Pete · « **Reply #64 on:** 30 April, 2008, 10:54:19 pm »

The headmaster tries to reason with them. The girl takes aim and shoots him right between the eyes.

(why have so many of my examples ended in a shoot-out? Does this say something about me? )

Rob C. · « **Reply #65 on:** 30 April, 2008, 11:07:55 pm »

The plane lands, and he´s carried off in a straight jacket. The maintenance crew then discovers unexplained damage to the plane's engines.

Adrian · « **Reply #66 on:** 30 April, 2008, 11:12:36 pm »

Did I really sit through that?

Maladict · « **Reply #67 on:** 30 April, 2008, 11:41:57 pm »

The purpose of the universe really is to find the 9 billion names of God.

Maladict · « **Reply #68 on:** 30 April, 2008, 11:45:39 pm »

They blow up the dam.

Tourist Tony · « **Reply #69 on:** 30 April, 2008, 11:48:20 pm »

Quote from: Maladict(a) on 30 April, 2008, 11:45:39 pm

They blow up the dam.

I think we have a winner

Basil · « **Reply #70 on:** 30 April, 2008, 11:49:53 pm »

~~They all live happily ever after.~~

Sorry, I meant to type this:

It turns out that the other occupant of the boat is not a tiger.

Torslanda · « **Reply #71 on:** 01 May, 2008, 12:02:07 am »

He wakes up from his 22 year coma and goes back to his job in the post office and his girlfriend.

luv'n'stuff

J

Rob C. · « **Reply #72 on:** 01 May, 2008, 12:11:16 am »

It's a cookbook!!

Maladict · « **Reply #73 on:** 01 May, 2008, 12:30:30 am »

He chooses life.

Jaded · « **Reply #74 on:** 01 May, 2008, 12:39:23 am »

The hero survives.

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