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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2275 on: 18 January, 2017, 03:20:45 pm »
I wish I remained ignorant of his existence, as I was until very recently.

As if one Chris Grayling isn't bad enough.
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TheLurker

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2276 on: 18 January, 2017, 07:03:05 pm »
Quote from: jo on 18 January, 2017, 01:53:58 pm
Rob Flello MP gets my vote for another appearance on this thread.

Register of Members' Financial Interests

Starts...

"Flello, Robert (Stoke-on-Trent South)

2. (b) Any other support not included in Category 2(a)

Name of donor: Road Haulage Association
Address of donor: Roadway House, Bretton Way, Bretton, Peterborough PE3 8DD
Amount of donation or nature and value if donation in kind: salary and national Insurance contributions of around £16,000 pa to be provided for an intern in my Parliamentary office in relation to my duties as Chair APPG Freight Transport and to support me in my work on the Transport Select Committee, from 10 June 2015 until August 2016
Date received: 10 June 2015
Date accepted: 10 June 2015
Donor status: company, registration 391886
(Registered 01 July 2015; updated 27 July 2016)..."

Nuff sed?
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Redlight

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2277 on: 19 January, 2017, 01:43:07 pm »
The Road Haulage Association is a bit like the NFU - it has its tentacles all over government and its sometimes co-opted by the Dept of Transport to represent the UK government at meetings in Brussels.  Funding an intern for a member of a supposedly independently-minded committee is taking the piss though.
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Bledlow

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2278 on: 19 January, 2017, 08:33:07 pm »
Martin Shkreli -
https://www.ft.com/content/693ad306-9b6d-11e6-8f9b-70e3cabccfae
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/09/martin-shkreli-suspended-from-twitter-for-alleged-harrassment-of-lauren-duca

Not only does he behave like a parody of a heartless money-grubbing capitalist, but he's also a creepy weirdo.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2279 on: 19 January, 2017, 09:11:13 pm »
Quote from: Bledlow on 19 January, 2017, 08:33:07 pm
Martin Shkreli -
https://www.ft.com/content/693ad306-9b6d-11e6-8f9b-70e3cabccfae
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/09/martin-shkreli-suspended-from-twitter-for-alleged-harrassment-of-lauren-duca

Not only does he behave like a parody of a heartless money-grubbing capitalist, but he's also a creepy weirdo.
That guy has serious issues.  What a nob.
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spesh

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2280 on: 19 January, 2017, 11:34:19 pm »
Quote from: rogerzilla on 19 January, 2017, 09:11:13 pm
Quote from: Bledlow on 19 January, 2017, 08:33:07 pm
Martin Shkreli -
https://www.ft.com/content/693ad306-9b6d-11e6-8f9b-70e3cabccfae
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/09/martin-shkreli-suspended-from-twitter-for-alleged-harrassment-of-lauren-duca

Not only does he behave like a parody of a heartless money-grubbing capitalist, but he's also a creepy weirdo.
That guy has serious issues.  What a nob.

And he's another living embodiment of backpfeifengesicht.  :demon:
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hellymedic

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2281 on: 19 January, 2017, 11:37:49 pm »
Quote from: rogerzilla on 19 January, 2017, 09:11:13 pm
Quote from: Bledlow on 19 January, 2017, 08:33:07 pm
Martin Shkreli -
https://www.ft.com/content/693ad306-9b6d-11e6-8f9b-70e3cabccfae
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/09/martin-shkreli-suspended-from-twitter-for-alleged-harrassment-of-lauren-duca

Not only does he behave like a parody of a heartless money-grubbing capitalist, but he's also a creepy weirdo.
That guy has serious issues.  What a nob.

Well, yes. I think he's featured in this thread before for some reason...
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red marley

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2282 on: 21 January, 2017, 11:17:34 am »
Quote from: Piers Morgan
I'm planning a 'Men's March' to protest at the creeping global emasculation of my gender by rabid feminists. Who's with me?


Quote from: Piers Morgan five minutes later...
Guys?...Guys!?...Anyone there?

OK, the second one might be a bit post-truth, but for anyone worried that Piers might be feeling a bit lonely, I endorse Mr Roger Quimbly's advice

Quote from: Mr Roger Quimbly
Does 'heinous' rhyme with 'penis' or 'anus'? To win a prize, send your one word answer to Piers Morgan. Good luck!
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LEE

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2283 on: 21 January, 2017, 11:30:12 am »
Donald trump becoming President of the USA rather seems to have drawn a line under this thread for me.

Suddenly everything else seems mildly irritating by comparison.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2284 on: 21 January, 2017, 11:56:43 am »
But he's not a super-twat.  He's the Twatti di Tutti Twatti and therefore in a category of his own.
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ian

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2285 on: 21 January, 2017, 01:23:43 pm »
I don't understand how rabid feminists can creep up on anyone. They'll surely be foaming at the mouth and making those grrr-grrr-grrr noises that rabid creatures make (admittedly I'm basing my knowledge of rabies on a half-remembered viewing of Cujo). This is not just something they can get around with soft soled shoes. I'd imagine an advanced neurological condition would impose some difficulties considering the rather precise detail of any emasculation procedure.

I don't think Piers really thought that tweet through.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2286 on: 21 January, 2017, 07:15:46 pm »
Piers may hear the clump of approaching DMs and smell the smoke from burning brassieres just before he gets his nads covered in tahini and eaten like falafel.  It won't save him.
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ian

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2287 on: 21 January, 2017, 08:41:57 pm »
I've done some extensive research and it's now a scientific fact (the best kind) that 97.533% of all sentences that begin with the two words 'Piers Morgan' always end in the two words 'colossal bellend'.
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Polar Bear

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2288 on: 21 January, 2017, 09:33:56 pm »
Piers Morgan is, in my opinion, a colossal bellend.

Oh, I see.   Spot on Ian.    :thumbsup:

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fuzzy

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2289 on: 21 January, 2017, 11:46:15 pm »
Piers Morgan was seriously injured in a campanologic accident when Big Ben fell on him. It was a colossal bell end.

Yep, Ian speaks true.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2290 on: 22 January, 2017, 02:15:55 am »
What about sentences beginning 'Piers "Morgan" Moron'?  The colossal bellend.
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rogerzilla

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2291 on: 22 January, 2017, 08:29:03 am »
Piers Morgan used to edit the Bizarre! celeb news page in The Scum when I first heard of him.  That was more his level but he still came across as a massive bellend.

EDIT: https://mobile.twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/233349853458083840

 ;D
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Mrs Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2292 on: 22 January, 2017, 09:19:36 am »
 :thumbsup:
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mcshroom

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2293 on: 22 January, 2017, 10:41:32 pm »
Kellyanne "Alternative Facts" Conway
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spesh

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2294 on: 23 January, 2017, 12:35:28 am »
Quote from: mcshroom on 22 January, 2017, 10:41:32 pm
Kellyanne "Alternative Facts" Conway

Also known as "Kellyanne Conwoman", or my favourite - "Baghdad Barbie"*.

EDITED TO ADD:

It appears that she's from the Groucho Marx school when it comes to principles (if she ever had any in the first place): https://youtu.be/TOzQrOPrjwk?t=169


* Being a riff on "Baghdad Bob" which was the US nickname for Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, the hapless Information Minister otherwise known as "Comical Ali" on this side of the Big Pond.
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2295 on: 23 January, 2017, 12:46:56 pm »
Quote from: Mr Larrington on 22 January, 2017, 02:15:55 am
What about sentences beginning 'Piers "Morgan" Moron'?  The colossal bellend.
Piers "Morgan" Moron, the colossal bellend, is a colossal bellend.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2296 on: 23 January, 2017, 06:55:51 pm »
Quote from: Eccentrica Gallumbits on 23 January, 2017, 12:46:56 pm
Quote from: Mr Larrington on 22 January, 2017, 02:15:55 am
What about sentences beginning 'Piers "Morgan" Moron'?  The colossal bellend.
Piers "Morgan" Moron, the colossal bellend, is a colossal bellend.

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billplumtree

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2297 on: 24 January, 2017, 12:38:59 pm »
Seen on That Twitter:

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Competition!  Does "heinous" rhyme with "penis" or "anus"?  Tweet your one-word answer to Piers Morgan to win a prize.
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red marley

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2298 on: 24 January, 2017, 12:40:27 pm »
Also seen on a post further up this page ---^
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Torslanda

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #2299 on: 24 January, 2017, 03:14:21 pm »
Piers Morgan is still a colossal bell end.
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Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.
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