Author Topic: Caption It #1982 (Read 3812 times)

rogerzilla · « **on:** 27 August, 2022, 02:54:51 pm »

IMG-20220827-WA0004 by rogerzilla, on Flickr

rogerzilla · « **Reply #1 on:** 27 August, 2022, 02:57:51 pm »

Heating bills? Don't the pond life all sleep six to a bed anyway? They should be toasty. Jacob is opening nice warm workhouses for the single ones.

Jaded · « **Reply #2 on:** 27 August, 2022, 03:59:03 pm »

"Hello, Room Service? I'd like a Disgrace, please."

Cudzoziemiec · « **Reply #3 on:** 27 August, 2022, 04:02:24 pm »

Thank you for calling Dulux paints. Unfortunately all our operators are busy right now, but your call is very important to us.

rogerzilla · « **Reply #4 on:** 27 August, 2022, 05:26:15 pm »

HOT CHEESE TALK CALL LIZ 09001 643353

Calls cost £10/min and terminate in a Chinese pork market

Jaded · « **Reply #5 on:** 27 August, 2022, 05:49:05 pm »

Quote from: rogerzilla on 27 August, 2022, 05:26:15 pm

HOT CHEESE TALK CALL LIZ 09001 643353

Calls cost £10/min and terminate in a Chinese pork market

She will show you her British Cheese and ask to handle your pork

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #6 on:** 28 August, 2022, 01:15:17 am »

I was feelin' kinda lonesome and blue
I needed somebody to talk to
So I called up the operator of time
Just to hear a voice of some kind
When you hear the beep
It will be three o'clock
She said that for over an hour
And I hung up

Jaded · « **Reply #7 on:** 28 August, 2022, 09:18:28 am »

Practising with the official photographer for when the Red Boxes arrive.

Lightning Phil · « **Reply #8 on:** 28 August, 2022, 09:58:59 am »

Liz still hadn’t got to grips with the Amstrad e-mailer she’d bought in 2000.

T42 · « **Reply #9 on:** 28 August, 2022, 10:11:11 am »

La vache et Lavazza.

Jaded · « **Reply #10 on:** 30 August, 2022, 12:53:03 am »

“Why Cheesoid exist?”

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #11 on:** 30 August, 2022, 01:00:53 am »

What?? Petril go in car? Oh…

The French Tandem · « **Reply #12 on:** 30 August, 2022, 08:30:29 pm »

Not A Caption: Putting an espresso machine on the living room table like this is an utterly stupid thing to do, as there is always a mess of spilled ground coffee and water around said machine .

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Mr Larrington · « **Reply #13 on:** 30 August, 2022, 11:47:53 pm »

Cheesoid do stupid thing? Surely not

T42 · « **Reply #14 on:** 31 August, 2022, 10:21:15 am »

Quote from: The French Tandem on 30 August, 2022, 08:30:29 pm

Not A Caption: Putting an espresso machine on the living room table like this is an utterly stupid thing to do, as there is always a mess of spilled ground coffee and water around said machine .

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Looks like a pricey hotel room to me. The pic of her with dog wouldn't survive long on that wee table if said beast were really around.

BTW, you'll notice that the file is red to match the rest of her outfit.

Jaded · « **Reply #15 on:** 31 August, 2022, 10:31:14 am »

The dog looks like Boris Johnson. Has she really got a finger up its arse?

rogerzilla · « **Reply #16 on:** 31 August, 2022, 10:50:52 am »

"Hello? Is that M? I'd like to order a hit on Mr Larrington for saying nasty things about me."

Cudzoziemiec · « **Reply #17 on:** 31 August, 2022, 10:52:56 am »

Sending out the invites for the Lavazza and Lambrini ~~party~~ work event.

rogerzilla · « **Reply #18 on:** 31 August, 2022, 11:04:32 am »

"Look at my fucking red trousers!"

T42 · « **Reply #19 on:** 31 August, 2022, 01:07:52 pm »

Quote from: T42 on 31 August, 2022, 10:21:15 am

Quote from: The French Tandem on 30 August, 2022, 08:30:29 pm
Not A Caption: Putting an espresso machine on the living room table like this is an utterly stupid thing to do, as there is always a mess of spilled ground coffee and water around said machine .

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Looks like a pricey hotel room to me. The pic of her with dog wouldn't survive long on that wee table if said beast were really around.

BTW, you'll notice that the file is red to match the rest of her outfit.

Come to that, that's probably why they bought Lavazza.

T42 · « **Reply #20 on:** 31 August, 2022, 01:08:12 pm »

Masque of the Red Death.

meddyg · « **Reply #21 on:** 04 September, 2022, 02:24:39 pm »

" Would you like to be Cabinet Minister for dogs ? "

Pingu · « **Reply #22 on:** 04 September, 2022, 11:26:37 pm »

"Say, 'I want to pork your futures'".

CommuteTooFar · « **Reply #23 on:** 05 September, 2022, 07:50:38 pm »

Is that the Prime Minister? Impossible!

I thought about adding the above to al messages in the forum. That may have been a joke?

Lightning Phil · « **Reply #24 on:** 06 September, 2022, 09:19:26 am »

The new Madam Tussaud’s waxwork is revealed