Author Topic: Caption it #1989  (Read 1960 times)

meddyg

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Caption it #1989
« on: 08 November, 2022, 12:50:08 pm »

Captain Nemo

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Re: Caption it #1989
« Reply #1 on: 08 November, 2022, 02:38:20 pm »
The Goodies "Kitten Kong" is the only answer to that.

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Re: Caption it #1989
« Reply #2 on: 08 November, 2022, 02:41:44 pm »
Too many people ignored the notice saying 'don't feed the station cat'.

or

Wrong kind of cat on the line.

Edd

Re: Caption it #1989
« Reply #3 on: 08 November, 2022, 03:02:31 pm »
With the rail authority distracted by wildcat strikes, the domestic cat makes her move

rogerzilla

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Re: Caption it #1989
« Reply #4 on: 08 November, 2022, 04:02:34 pm »
Take the Metropolitan Line to Amersham, then change to the Fee Line.
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Beardy

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Re: Caption it #1989
« Reply #5 on: 08 November, 2022, 04:07:45 pm »
The cat currently waiting on platforms 3 and 4 will move when it bloody well wants to.
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T42

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Re: Caption it #1989
« Reply #6 on: 08 November, 2022, 04:18:27 pm »
Wait till we switch the 25 kV back on.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

rogerzilla

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Re: Caption it #1989
« Reply #7 on: 08 November, 2022, 04:46:15 pm »
The fluffeh car is situated towards the rear of the train.
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Re: Caption it #1989
« Reply #8 on: 08 November, 2022, 06:56:52 pm »
I got the train set for Christmas. It's the Santa FE line.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Caption it #1989
« Reply #9 on: 08 November, 2022, 07:02:13 pm »
Government categorically denies that there are problems with HS2.
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Jaded

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Re: Caption it #1989
« Reply #10 on: 08 November, 2022, 07:26:02 pm »
IM IN UR STASHUN, STOPPIN UR TRAINS
It is simpler than it looks.

meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Re: Caption it #1989
« Reply #11 on: 08 November, 2022, 08:25:25 pm »
'.... and of course, since privatisation, it's just a few fat cats benefit .'

meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Re: Caption it #1989
« Reply #12 on: 08 November, 2022, 08:28:16 pm »
Wait till we switch the 25 kV back on.

= ' curiosity killed the cat '!

Re: Caption it #1989
« Reply #13 on: 12 November, 2022, 08:45:37 am »
“Trains delayed due to cat on the line” was the latest excuse from the rail company. No one believed them.