Author Topic: Caption It #2000  (Read 2232 times)

rogerzilla

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Caption It #2000
« on: 09 December, 2022, 04:00:48 pm »
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Caption It #2000
« Reply #1 on: 09 December, 2022, 04:41:40 pm »
Come on over, I'm all alone.
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

Re: Caption It #2000
« Reply #2 on: 11 December, 2022, 07:07:32 pm »
Whadya mean you gotta go?  You say you got a hot date on the other line?

Re: Caption It #2000
« Reply #3 on: 11 December, 2022, 07:22:41 pm »
Santa has just emptied his sack.

Jaded

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Re: Caption It #2000
« Reply #4 on: 11 December, 2022, 08:05:13 pm »
Have you got the p-p-presents?
It is simpler than it looks.

Basil

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Re: Caption It #2000
« Reply #5 on: 11 December, 2022, 08:11:24 pm »
"How many times do I have to tell you? I do not consider a gnome by the tree to be an appropriate decoration. "

"Ugly sister had fallen off the top of the tree again.  Send someone in to sort it out."
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

rogerzilla

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Re: Caption It #2000
« Reply #6 on: 11 December, 2022, 09:27:56 pm »
"Vladimir?  Zese Vestern men are so flabby and boring.  I vant you to ride me like you did zat bear".

"Heeeyyyy Stormy.  Long time no pee."
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Cudzoziemiec

  • Ride adventurously and stop for a brew.
Re: Caption It #2000
« Reply #7 on: 12 December, 2022, 12:16:53 pm »
We're coming up to Caption It 2000, won't it be strange when we're all fully grown?
No chance of that.
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Wowbagger

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Re: Caption It #2000
« Reply #8 on: 13 December, 2022, 10:37:13 pm »
"Is that the Proud Boys? We're having a Twelfth Night* party on Capitol Hill. Bring a bottle and a some heat."

*January 6th.
Quote from: Dez
It doesn’t matter where you start. Just start.

Jaded

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Re: Caption It #2000
« Reply #9 on: 13 December, 2022, 10:59:19 pm »
"Hello, is that the Fist Lady? Could you arrange a diaper change for me."

It is simpler than it looks.

Re: Caption It #2000
« Reply #10 on: 22 December, 2022, 09:45:25 pm »
Make Christmas Great Again

Re: Caption It #2000
« Reply #11 on: 23 December, 2022, 08:35:56 am »
“So Donald darling, the only difference when I visit you in jail will be the big glass panel between us.  And maybe no Christmas tree.  And when another prisoner says he has a present for you, it may not be good news.”