Caption it #2004

[meddyg]

apparently this is the PM's 2023 Christmas card - I must have dropped off his list, somehow ......

[Jaded]

Let's make a poor person's Christmas Dinner, then throw it away!

[Ian H]

The Ladybird guide to Tory jokes.

[rogerzilla]

It's ok, Akshata, we'll get the servants to clear up the mess once the photographer's gone.

[meddyg]

'That little boy at the front door says he wants some more......!'

[Canardly]

Let them eat what did you say?

[Wowbagger]

If that’s a normal height kitchen worktop behind him, he’s even smaller than I thought.

[Jaded]

Following Liz Truss's Budget Recipe.

[JellyLegs]

“Will self-raising flour stoke an inflationary spiral?”

[Mr Larrington]

Wife!  How can we monetise this recipe?

[rogerzilla]

People who decant cereals into plastic containers are psychopaths.  FACT.

[canny colin]

F#cking  stirrer

[TheLurker]

Owww!  Daad!  Get off my bloody foot!

[Cudzoziemiec]

A dollop of brown envelopes, a splash of inflation, a sprinkle of austerity, mix it all together, bake for 12 years at 2,000 degrees – then bugger off to the Lords!

[Lightning Phil]

And this is how we made a mess of the country

[Cudzoziemiec]

People who decant cereals into plastic containers are psychopaths.  FACT.

When a journalist went undercover as a footman in Buckingham Palace, he discovered that the Queen stored her breakfast cereals in Tupperware, and that was the splash. It wasn’t unlike Wood’s paradox – on the one hand, how incredibly incongruous to have everyday and readily available plastic nestled among all the silverware, but how on earth else do you keep your cornflakes fresh? She is only queen; she hasn’t got superpowers.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/apr/13/tupperware-suburbia-feminism-queen-plastic

[rogerzilla]

Ok, psychopaths OR shape-shifting reptilians.

[Wowbagger]

Just think, Rishi, if you'd worn a non-dom we wouldn't have these two!