Tittered my way round the supermarket today, listening to Uncle Mort's South Country. Stephen Thorne as Uncle Mort, Sam Kelly as Carter Brandon. Finely honed script by Peter Tinniswood.
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"Hawkins, Raleigh, Drake, Frobisher. They all set out from here on their voyages of discovery."
"Aye, and what did they discover when they got there? Hamburgers, baseball, Flying Fortresses and endless repeats of Lucille Ball on the television. Bastards."
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BBC Sounds, obvs.