We went to IKEA earlier in the week (for a chest of drawers), and in the food bit after the tills we picked up a little sachet of snack sausages - elk and pork. MFWHTBAB was posting about them over on CC, and mistyped and nearly referred to them as elf and pork...
We went back to IKEA again today (for more chests of drawers, having assembled one, we reckon they are good value), and bought some more sausages...