Author Topic: what I have learned today.  (Read 858956 times)

rogerzilla

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3225 on: 15 February, 2019, 08:10:38 pm »
That Asda sell large Valentine's garden gnomes.  Get them while you can, they're reduced.
Hard work sometimes pays off in the end, but laziness ALWAYS pays off NOW.

Basil

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3226 on: 15 February, 2019, 08:17:07 pm »
I am a Valentine's gnome.
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

T42

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3227 on: 16 February, 2019, 10:12:14 am »
That "Alexa" will respond to the name "Alexei" when it is used on the TV.

After watching an episode of The Americans with bits in Russia, I reckon it would also respond to a Russian saying "Oleg".
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Andrij

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3229 on: 16 February, 2019, 09:55:04 pm »
"Cloud cuckoo land" comes from The Birds by Aristophanes.  :o
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3230 on: 16 February, 2019, 11:09:31 pm »
Farndale was nearly a massive reservoir: https://northyorkmoorsnationalpark.wordpress.com/2018/09/11/what-might-have-been/

I already knew this. Has Mr Smith never discussed it with you, over Beer? He loves this stuff.

T42

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3231 on: 17 February, 2019, 09:30:42 am »
"Cloud cuckoo land" comes from The Birds by Aristophanes.  :o

I like the German version, Wolkenkuckucksheim.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Beardy

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3232 on: 17 February, 2019, 07:41:48 pm »
That the starting salary for a Crossrail train driver is £60k pa. Blimey, I think I’ve been in the wrong job for 40 years.
For every complex problem in the world, there is a simple and easily understood solution that’s wrong.

Vince

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3233 on: 17 February, 2019, 08:17:32 pm »
I just learned, right now, while reading this thread, that I can scroll zoom on the mousepad if I use two fingers at the same time!
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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3234 on: 17 February, 2019, 09:27:18 pm »
Farndale was nearly a massive reservoir: https://northyorkmoorsnationalpark.wordpress.com/2018/09/11/what-might-have-been/

I already knew this. Has Mr Smith never discussed it with you, over Beer? He loves this stuff.

Me too! But I guess the subject of abandoned infrastructure projects never came up.

Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3235 on: 18 February, 2019, 10:30:17 am »
I just learned, right now, while reading this thread, that I can scroll zoom on the mousepad if I use two fingers at the same time!

Me too!

Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3236 on: 18 February, 2019, 10:32:00 am »
That I am the wrong age to be thrashing up cragg Vale into a headwind and when I catch a group who are moving at a good pace not to sit in the bunch for the last 1km and get some shelter. Also when heading home, the young lady in front is pedalling a single chainring (36?) kinesis poss 9 speed at a good cadence. that same headwind and the slight uphill means I can't really get past her so why have I got 2 chainrings? I could poss. be better having 12-27 and either a 38 or 36 and just spin. Certainly for the terrain around Lancs/W.Yorks I feel that may be the way to go.

Torslanda

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3237 on: 18 February, 2019, 10:50:13 am »
There is so much sense in the last post! Truth spoken!

May I suggest an 11-32 in your chosen flavour of cassette and a long(er) cage mech to cope?
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Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3238 on: 18 February, 2019, 11:26:52 am »
That the name of the big furry thing you see on a microphone to cut down the wind noise is a dead cat, the same smaller version for a DSLR  equivalent is a dead kitten.

T42

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3239 on: 18 February, 2019, 01:05:09 pm »
Finistère is being invaded piecemeal by 30 cm Garfield telephones.  Around 200 different bits thereof came ashore in 2018, presumably from a container lost overboard in the 1980s.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3240 on: 20 February, 2019, 02:54:26 pm »
We are making a New World (Paul Nash, 1918)

T42

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3241 on: 20 February, 2019, 05:12:22 pm »
No relation of nurdling, then.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3242 on: 20 February, 2019, 06:04:28 pm »
No relation of nurdling, then.

 ;D ;D ;D
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Pingu

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3243 on: 21 February, 2019, 09:20:37 pm »
That the name of the big furry thing you see on a microphone to cut down the wind noise is a dead cat, the same smaller version for a DSLR  equivalent is a dead kitten.

I thought it was a Dougal.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3244 on: 22 February, 2019, 11:25:46 am »
That Cholsey, just east of Didcot and possibly known to forumites who've been to Watlington camping, is named for an island (an ey or eye) belonging to King Cole.
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

Mr Larrington

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3245 on: 24 February, 2019, 04:47:24 pm »
Kangaroos are left-handed.
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T42

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3246 on: 24 February, 2019, 05:17:27 pm »
They're in the southern hemisphere so they're laevorotatory. Natural, innit?
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Tim Hall

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3247 on: 24 February, 2019, 09:10:51 pm »
They're in the southern hemisphere so they're laevorotatory. Natural, innit?
Are boxing kangaroos Southpaws?
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T42

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3248 on: 25 February, 2019, 08:42:20 am »
Or Ozzies who work for Amazon?
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Mr Larrington

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #3249 on: 26 February, 2019, 03:30:01 am »
El Salvador has the world's highest per capita consumption of Worcestershire Sauce.
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