This very morning, a citizen of Didcot was spotted 'abroad', traversing the car park of Abingdon Waitrose. A fleeting glimpse gave me the impression of a wirey, bearded, bespectacled fellow combining the hollow stare of an Audaxer with a warm whiff of humanity. He was serene in motion and unafraid as he glided by, completely unaware of the fat bastard in the 7 seater .....