Trump's Wonderful Alternative Truths

[Polar Bear]

Must be all those migrant merkins working in Asia.

[Terry72]

Can only be a matter of time before some hypnotised 'crank' pulls a trigger.

[Polar Bear]

I think that redneck America is going to wake up and smell the shit when Obamacare (ACA) is repealed.   A significant minority of Americans do not even know that ACA is Obamacare in spite of it being in place for years.   The negative publicity has worked well. 

[Mr Larrington]

Interviewer: So what's this two-year gap in your résumé?
Candidate: I was in jail.
Interviewer: You weren't working for the TЯump campaign?
Candidate: F*uck, no!

[Canardly]

He is at it again and has the Swedish mystified about the 'Swedish incident', which did not occur.

[Polar Bear]

Poor love.   Sit him in the corner with some crayons.

[hellymedic]

Was somewhat mystified when my Twitterfeed mentioned the 'dreadful events in Sweden'.
I thought I kept abreast with the news.
Then I found out I do...

[dim]

Was somewhat mystified when my Twitterfeed mentioned the 'dreadful events in Sweden'.
I thought I kept abreast with the news.
Then I found out I do...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ-nw0ijTpQ

[Canardly]

Obama is responsible for the leaks?     Not me of course.

One to watch in line with future statements is ....

http://www.usdebtclock.org/

[Canardly]

Quote of the day vis phone tapping.

House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi said: "The Deflector-in-Chief is at it again."

[Redlight]

Quote of the day vis phone tapping.

House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi said: "The Deflector-in-Chief is at it again."

Misread that as "The Defecator-in-Chief:

Probably just as accurate.