Random advert nonsense phrases

[Guy]

Have we had new and improved yet?

I learned as a child that 'improved' inevitably meant I wasn't going to want to eat it any more.


(Recent example: Fairy liquid.  They've 'improved' the scent, presumably for the benefit of COVID-19 sufferers.  Completely coincidentally, they've launched a new - more expensive - version without any dyes or perfumes, which I'm now doomed to buying.  Bastards.)

You eat Fairy liquid?

[Jurek]

Have we had new and improved yet?

I learned as a child that 'improved' inevitably meant I wasn't going to want to eat it any more.


(Recent example: Fairy liquid.  They've 'improved' the scent, presumably for the benefit of COVID-19 sufferers.  Completely coincidentally, they've launched a new - more expensive - version without any dyes or perfumes, which I'm now doomed to buying.  Bastards.)

You eat Fairy liquid?

Well, Fairy Liquid is made with real lemons.
Whereas, the lemonade you've been necking, is made with lemon flavouring.

[Kim]

Have we had new and improved yet?

I learned as a child that 'improved' inevitably meant I wasn't going to want to eat it any more.


(Recent example: Fairy liquid.  They've 'improved' the scent, presumably for the benefit of COVID-19 sufferers.  Completely coincidentally, they've launched a new - more expensive - version without any dyes or perfumes, which I'm now doomed to buying.  Bastards.)

You eat Fairy liquid?

Not any more   

[Tim Hall]

I was in Halfords yesterday. Yes, I know, don't judge me though. Anyhoo, they have some kind of scheme for flogging used, or maybe ex demo bikes.

These are promoted as "Pre - pedalled".

[Giraffe]

Second-hand bikes would be pre-peddled TAAAW.

[Giraffe]

Banks, insurance companies etc. having "products". No, you don't, you have schemes that have only one purpose.

[The Family Cyclist]

One I get a lot but may not technically fit is the discounts from green houses in the RHS/Grow your own magazines which have how ever many hundreds or even thousands off the price of a greenhouse. I can't afford the savings let alone the product