Oh no, the dishwasher needs, erm, washing. I opened it this morning to find everything dirty and a murky puddle in the bottom. It turns out they have a filter. Who knew? And it's completely full of completely grotesque green sludge that I'm not touching. And whose idea was making the inside out of unsuspecting angles the seemed to have been designed solely to catch grunk and be difficult to clean?
That's not the worst of it, the cleaner can't come until tomorrow afternoon. I've barricaded the kitchen door, the filter is seriously horrormovie.