Hating us, that's what. LMC is still curled up under the bed. I did see her slink out to get some water earlier and scoot back again pronto. She won't come out. She's not normally this bad, and she's not exactly new to visiting the vets to have bits sewed or otherwise fixed, but I guess the trauma of escape and capture didn't help (I think she panicked because of the cone of shame).
I just a tray of painkiller-laced food under the bed. Room service.
Of course, as the cat flap is locked, I have to get up at 2am, 2.20am, 2.47am, 3.12am, 4am, 4.30am, 4.52am, 5.12am, 5.45am, 6.02am, 6.45am, 7.12am etc. to let Bad Cat out.