Was out in the garden with the dogs just now when a grey poodle that had been mooching about outside came over to the fence for a chat. While this was in progress a wee white car drew up, and the driver got out and said "oh, there you are". The poodle shrank away and started into the road, but stopped as a car approached. Driver whipped it up in his arms, gave it three smart whacks on the bum, tossed it in the back of the car, saying "naughty!" to it in no very nice manner, and then drove off.
No wonder it wandered off to start with, the poor wee bugger. I did say something to him when he whacked it, but it was water off a duck's back. Arsehole.